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Thursday, May 17th, 2007
1:59 am
Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
Wash (Ship Pilot)
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
Inara Serra (Companion)
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
River (Stowaway)
A Reaver (Cannibal)
Dependable and trustworthy.
You love your significant other and
you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.

Click here to take the Serenity Personality Quiz

Saturday, July 29th, 2006
8:25 pm
Monday, April 17th, 2006
7:32 pm
please give generously
As you all know there have always been charities that give to needy causes.
Well its time once again for you to all dig deep and help a caues that is very near and dear to my heart... in fact I am one of the ones that spearheaded the project.
Thats right its time for the monthly Send A Sober Brett Some Class A...Stuff Cause Twizel Dosen't Have Anything Barr Weed.
Please give as much as you can to SASBSCASCTDHABW. It is a most worthy cause and you can feel content in the fact that you have saved a sober brett from going out of his mind by getting him out of it.
(for more info on how you can help reply to this and stay tuned for our t.v ads soon to be playing on channels 2,3&4)
Sunday, October 30th, 2005
10:40 pm
heading to twizel tomorrow.
for all those i ment to say bye to......
cu and have a great time over summer. ill try to catch up on the odd occasion im back up.
2,3,4,5 dec for sure and other times when i can
Monday, August 15th, 2005
9:59 pm
Wednesday, July 13th, 2005
1:54 pm
Do it!
Just fuckin do it.
No one ever got anywhere by just fuckin sitting there, do it.
You make me sick, do it.
Do it!

Current Mood: angry
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
12:00 pm
hey hey hey

well that really says it all.

not much to say cause nothing interesting has happened in my life, this is remarkably unusual in itself so validates a comment on the fact.
usually ive pissed someone off, be it by calling Luke a "Nigger" (thought that validated a capital letter simply cause a lot of people avoid the word) black is, at least in Lukes case, a state of mind, not trying to ofend people but they will be offended and it is funny the way some people blow up at it. he he he he he.
Or my numerous Jew or Gypsy comments. man i hate traveling peoples. oh well there we have it

Sweet big ups to all who are open minded enough not to try and censor the opinions of others
I luv ya

Current Mood: meh
Thursday, February 10th, 2005
5:58 pm
ha ha ha ha ha
I'm back baby, big as ever and twice as ugly.
Thats right I am going to be making my re-apperance to the university scene.
And why the hell not, the only people who have anything even remotely smart to say at work are the religous guys.
And it didn't happen to be the greatest job in the world.
Oh well the chicken era of my life is soon to be over (prays) and back to world of the students

Current Mood: hot
Friday, November 26th, 2004
5:53 pm
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive 21.1%
Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking
Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 12.5%
Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
Fucking Sick50.4%
Dipped into depravity
You are 30.69% pure
Average Score: 72.6%

Current Mood: disappointed
Friday, September 10th, 2004
12:21 am
GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: pissed off
Saturday, July 3rd, 2004
7:48 pm
I have absolutly nothing more to say on the sass issue.
i have wiped me hands of it and would like to get on with my life.

this has been an official decleration from the mind of Brett
Wednesday, June 30th, 2004
10:42 pm
I dont believe it but it is hell funny
Eight sure-fire ways to tell if you are gay...

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you
are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the
boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups,
aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet.

2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like
a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches
itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog...
"Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now
think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy,
snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any
such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man
only sucks on bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish
guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in
training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in
a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's
world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high
hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black,
and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a
"Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what
artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet
in your mouth, you've had a man there, too.

6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different
types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes
to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain
to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all
the players in the Major league, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA
and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a
"fressier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of
textile other than denim, you are faggadocious.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're
dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the
wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The
rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station,
eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his bitch in the
passenger seat.

8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere,
vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of
those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching
any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely
to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is
what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
10:31 pm
My sholder hurts.
Its because i abuse the shit outta my body and now its going HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is pay back mother fucka.
I hate my body.
Maybe tats why i cant get person i want so bad.
hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *thinks*
have now decided that eating is a bad bad bad thing and i shall have no more part in it. unless i get really really hungry.
exercise would also be a good idea i suppose.

oh well will see what becomes of it.

Current Mood: sore
Friday, June 25th, 2004
12:24 am
see dont just look
Why is it that they just look but dont see........

Current Mood: discontent
Monday, June 21st, 2004
4:24 pm
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice:A can of mace
Your Favorite Target:Crack dealers
Your Kill Count:1,865,972,656
Your Battle Cry:"Moo!"
Years You Spend in Jail:26
How Much Money In Damages You Cause:$167,538,618,076,509
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 97%
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!
Saturday, June 5th, 2004
6:58 pm
interesting question
At work today and in a very interesting decussion with Ruben abuot religion and human nature and related topics (which enced up with us having 1 1/2 hours for lunch instead of 1/2 hr) i was asked the question of " Would you rather live in a concrete jungle and feel safe and comfortable or be in the real jungle with nature always looking for things to eat or that could eat you? ". My answer was instant, real jungle all the way baby. The reason being that:
1 I love the outdoors and how more outdoors can you get than living in the jungle.
2 I wouldn't have to worry about the material things that seem to tie everyone down and keep them tied up.
3 I am a pure adrenalin junkie, and nothing can compare to killing what you eat, and im sure that being chased , with something wanting to eat you, would be quite a big rush to.

Why would you want to be safe all the time? Safe is boring, its easy, its DULL!!! Anyone can play it safeand most of us do. I do admit that i may play it safe every now and then but i also state in my defence that one of my faverite past times is free climb rock climbing because if you slip knowing that there is nothing to stop you from falling a hell of a long way (sometimes depending on the climb) down, often onto rocks. And that really gets the heart racing.

Please think about which you would rather live in and get back to me. It would be interesting to find out how many play it safe.
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
4:24 pm
my cell is here, my cell is here, Thank god almighty my cell is here.
after not having my cell for almost a week my new phone is ariv-ed. thanks nick :D
so all you i told not to txt me cause only bad persons who steal cell phones would read them, you can now txt me again same number
Monday, May 10th, 2004
6:00 am
Sorry that was Dan, Bretts comment was "Fuck you Dan"

We watched a movie about morphing racoons. Ponpoko or some such.

If I am elected president of the world, I promise more racoons for everyone. They will morph.

Morphing for all.

I don't know. I'm just rambling shit and Dan(he is uber cool) is typing. The curtains aer doing weird things. Tussin grows on trees. Get some in there on that bone boy, it'll straighten it right out.

Water is my Candifloss(Pete). WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
There is no spoon(Pete)
Wtf am I going to eat my pudding then(T)
dan gonna kill all

Shit this has been a fuckin sweet nite
c yall l8r i still got a bit left in this trip so im just gonna ride this out.

some thing lucid goin on between my fingers and the keyboard WTF!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!
dan cant do letters but numbers r ok
they now doing some fucked up shit with numbers and shit cz231 is the security pass for the duneden hospital
6:00 am
I'm a dick
Sunday, February 29th, 2004
9:00 pm
Talofa all.
Life has gotten better since i last updated with work giving me the money i was owed, and the buying of a new camera.
i handed in my letter of " you can all go to hell, im outta here" yesterday so my last day is the 13th yay.
And i go straight into a higher paying, more hours a week job.
my life is good at the moment
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